SARCASM BECAUSE MURDER IS ILLEGAL — Oversized Tee
Restraint, technically. Every conversation you survive without incident is a small legal victory, and sarcasm is the only outlet the courts allow.
Cut-up ransom lettering in cyan and hot magenta, stacked four lines deep and barely holding it together. Printed bold across a premium heavyweight oversized tee.
• Oversized boxy fit — size down for a regular fit
• Heavyweight 7.1 oz cotton, built to outlast the hype
• Bold front print, made to order
UNHOLYINK. Wear the rebellion.
More details
- 100% carded cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (7.1 oz)
- Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
- Boxy, oversized fit
- Dropped shoulders
- Wide neck ribbing
- Tear-away label
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: UNHOLYINK — Dark Streetwear & Oversized Graphic Tees
- Email: contact@support.unholyinkofficial.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead, phthalates and flammability level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Runs oversized by design — size down for a regular fit, or take your usual size for the full oversized drape. Garment-dyed and pre-shrunk: the fit you get is the fit that stays.
Care: wash cold, inside out.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
SARCASM BECAUSE MURDER IS ILLEGAL — Oversized Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Sleeve length | Width |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27.76
|
96
|
208
|
|
M
|
29.13
|
9.45
|
21.65
|
|
L
|
30.51
|
9.45
|
23.23
|
|
XL
|
31.89
|
10.24
|
24.8
|
|
2XL
|
33.27
|
10.63
|
26.38
|
|
3XL
|
346
|
112
|
27.95
|
